not me! monday

welcome to my very own, not me! monday!
this blog carnival was created by MckMama.
and with so much continuing to be crazy in our life. i think my brain has been left behind road-side. cause, i've had a few downright brain-less, not me! moments. and here are a few:
i would never allow our household to run out of tissue paper,
since, you know, it is a necessity.
you would never hear me yelling "just use kleenexes!"
absolutely not!
while taking a shower, i did not wash my hair once, but, twice with conditioner,
all the while, wondering why it didn't suds up? nope, not me!
since my chocolate no-bake oatmeal cookies had not "set up",
and there was no clean cookie sheet in sight, and no free 9x13 glass dish,
i did not just pick up the stretch of wax paper - cookies and all, place them in the bottom of a clothes basket,
and transport them to mom's for dinner. who me?? -- no, never!
i did not get so frustrated with our dog that i called her a student's name, yelling, "no, john doe!" and "stop that, john doe!" not me! never!

HA! HA! confession. good for the soul. and good for a laugh. have at it. laugh at me - with me.