you know you're in the 3rd trimester when ...

• Emotions are at an all-time high.  In an instant, you may laugh, cry, or fly mad at the silliest stuff.

• While standing, you can no longer see your feet when you look down.

• Every time you roll over or change positions during the night, you also grunt and groan.

• You visit the rest room more frequently than you have since potty-training.

• People take a second glance at you in public.  You notice pity in their eyes as you slowly waddle to and fro.

• You change outfits 3, 4, or 5 times to find something to fit the bulging belly.

• Bending over at the waist is a thing of the past.  You now stoop and squat with a moan.

• You have "cankles" and "tater-toes."  Flip flops are the favored footwear.

• Shaving your legs and cutting your toe nails are now very difficult, almost impossible tasks.

• Sneezing can cause a chain of reaction, if you know what I mean.